The Gift You’ll Actually Use
THE MILKSHAKE HOLIDAY SPECIAL:
OUR FESTIVE BRAND AUDIT FOR CLEVER FOUNDERS
Better than socks.
Better than candles.
Certainly better than your cousin's questionable marmalade experiment.
Better than socks. Better than candles. Certainly better than your cousin's questionable marmalade experiment.
You’re a founder… so, you’re never really ‘off’, are you?
Yes, you should be relaxing during the festive season.
But I also should be wearing sunscreen every day, and drinking 8 glasses of water…
Since your supposedly relaxed brain won't shut up about it—since you're mentally reworking your entire business offer between turkey and trifle—you might as well channel that obsessive energy productively.
Which is why we made The Milkshake Holiday Special…
A BRAND AUDIT FOR CLEVER, RESTLESS FOUNDERS
We've packaged our agency-level brand audit (the one we usually charge actual money for), nice and neatly, just for you.
And we've added AI helpers throughout to make it easier (because you're doing this solo, and that's brave enough).
What you won't find here is manifestation exercises, vision boards, or any suggestion that you can "attract abundance" through positive thinking. We're allergic to that nonsense.
You’ll discover…
Whether your audience has evolved without you noticing
How you actually compare to competitors
If your visual identity still fits who you are
Which three priorities will genuinely move your brand forward
CONSIDER IT THE HOMEMADE GIFT YOU’LL GENUINELY USE…
Not the artisanal jam that tastes suspiciously like cough syrup, not the hand-knitted socks that look like they were made by someone mid-nervous-breakdown, and definitely not another candle that smells like "Holiday Cheer" but somehow evokes "elderly relative's bathroom circa 1987."
If you’re ready for brutal honesty, strategic clarity, and actionable priorities that survive past January 15th (the day most resolutions go to die), this is for you.
UNWRAP NOW (We won’t tell)