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“MILKSHAKE CREATIVE HERE, HOW MAY WE HELP YOU TODAY?”
Introducing…
THE MILKSHAKE PAYPHONE
30-minute mini strategy calls with a brand & marketing expert to answer your most pressing questions.
When you're staring at your strategy deck thinking: ‘This is either brilliant... or it's about to tank spectacularly.’
When you've been using Comic Sans ‘ironically’ and have the horrifying realisation: It's become your brand's signature font - and you have no escape plan.
Or when you're in the shower, lost in thought, and suddenly notice: The water's gone cold, you're shivering, and you're still no closer to deciding whether to send that EDM or scrap it entirely.
Yeah. Same.
These are questions you'd never say out loud. Not to your boss. Not to your team. Not even to your dog. And heaven forbid you ask.
… cue instant imposter syndrome
YOU KNOW THAT FEELING…
Nº1. INTRO
So instead, you quietly Google ‘how to do a good funnel’ at 1 am and pray no one checks your search history.
Wouldn't it be better to just phone a friend?
(You know, like that Who Wants to Be a Millionaire lifeline, but for marketing)
THAT’S WHERE THE MILKSHAKE PAYPHONE COMES IN
PART THERAPY, PART ANONYMOUS CONFESSION,
IT'S YOUR DIRECT LINE TO A BRAND & MARKETING
EXPERT WHERE YOU CAN SHARE YOUR DEEPEST
DOUBTS, TEST YOUR HALF-BAKED IDEAS,
GET CLEAR ANSWERS, AND FINALLY ABSOLVE
YOUR BRAND OF ALL ITS SINS……..
Ask the weird stuff.
The specific stuff.
The ‘is this genius or dumb?’ stuff.
We'll talk you through it. No judgment. No eye rolls. Just straight talk (and maybe a little tough love, if needed).
And when you hang up? We won’t abandon you like one of your exes - we’re here to stick around for the long run.
Nº2. WHAT EXACTLY IS IT?
BOOK YOUR CALL
BOOK YOUR CALL
DROP A COIN & DIAL MILKSHAKE TO GET:
A 30-minute call with our branding and marketing experts, where you can ask absolutely anything (yes, even those embarrassing questions)
Detailed summary notes from your call so you won't miss a single insight or brilliant suggestion
Access to our exclusive "Marketer's Toolkit", a database of all the tried and tested tools you need to build a standout brand
Disclaimer: We can't promise bottomless coffee to keep your brain going at work, but we can promise better answers than the ones you'd scribble on your notepad at 2 am when you're half asleep.
Nº3. WHY MILKSHAKE?
But what do we know?
If you’ve scrolled down here, you’re likely considering jumping into that booking link but need a smidge more convincing.
Fine. Play hard to get. We’re all for it.
We think a brand without personality is like that healthy, low-calorie granola bar you bought when you were on a health kick - stale, unmemorable, and forgotten at the bottom of your handbag.
Your brand shouldn’t just exist. It should be a living, breathing being that captivates customers and leads them down the breadcrumb trail to the candy-coated surprise at the end (that’s you, by the way).
We’re a creative brand and marketing agency obsessed with the science of brand. We bring psychological insight, market intelligence, and creative expertise to craft a brand that positions you as the obvious choice in your niche. And we do it all while maintaining our wit and charm (though we'll never laugh at our own jokes - that would be gauche).
Convinced we know what we’re talking about yet?
Just ask these brands…
Ring Ring…
FAQs
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Because we trimmed the fat, not the brains. It’s a tightly scoped, time‑boxed hit of senior thinking without the admin parade. It’s an entry point, not the whole carnival.
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We believe every business deserves access to quality marketing, no matter the size or budget. Often the smallest businesses have the biggest heart and the sharpest hustle. That’s why our Self Serve offerings exist - to put agency‑quality thinking within reach for businesses with limited budgets, without the fluff or the gatekeeping. Accessible, practical, and built to help you win sooner.
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A crisp summary, the big unlocks we found, and a short, do‑this‑next plan. You’ll know exactly what to fix and in what order. You also get access to our “Marketers Toolkit”, a database of all the tried and tested tools you need to build a standout brand.
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Working from Warsaw?
Holidaying in Hawaii?
Let us know, and we can find a time that works. If you’re awake, we’ll try to be too. -
We can help with: messaging clarity, positioning sanity checks, conversion pothole fixes, ranked next steps.
The Payphone Booth might be a bit small for: full rebrands, deep research, committee workshops, or live implementation.
We’re scalpel, not surgery
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Drop links, screenshots, or data that show the problem child. Context is key! We move faster with receipts.
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Of course! We treat Payphone chats like Vegas. If you have an NDA, send through the paperwork beforehand, and we’ll sign.
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Life happens. Use the link in your confirmation to shuffle the slot. The sooner the heads‑up, the better.
Cancellations by the client are non‑refundable. If you cannot attend, you may transfer the booking with 24 hours’ notice. No‑shows or late arrivals of 10+ minutes are treated as completed sessions and are non‑refundable.
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Keep momentum via our done‑with‑you or done‑for‑you services. If it’s a fit, we can credit the cost of your Payphone call toward the next step.