Self Serve Menu
*(In this case the cake is accessible, affordable marketing)
You can have your cake* and eat it too
There are so many expenses to think about when starting a business. Let us help ease the pressure in the marketing department with our Self Serve Menu.
Get help creating your strategy (and a plan to execute it!) with our Peanut Budget Strategy Sessions, get ongoing marketing coaching and support with our monthly Whip meetings (get it?) or purchase a delicious semi-custom brand identity from our (Not) Cookie-Cutter Branding range.
Whatever your needs and budget, we can help!
Need a little more? Check out our Full Service Menu here.
Milkshake payphone
MINI BRAND AUDIT & STRATEGY SESSION | INVESTMENT: $49 (YES, REALLY)
Got questions? Drop a coin and ring the Milkshake Payphone.
It’s part therapy, part anonymous confession - the Milkshake Payphone is your direct line to a brand & marketing expert where you can share your deepest doubts, test your half-baked ideas, get clear answers, and finally absolve your brand of all its sins…
It’s a space to ask the weird stuff,
The specific stuff.
The ‘is this genius or dumb?’ stuff.
We'll talk you through it. No judgment. No eye rolls.
And when you hang up? We won’t abandon you like one of your exes - we’re here to stick around for the long run.
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A 30-minute call with our branding and marketing experts, where you can ask absolutely anything (yes, even those embarrassing questions)
Detailed summary notes from your call so you won't miss a single insight or brilliant suggestion.
Access to our exclusive "Marketer's Toolkit", a database of all the tried and tested tools you need to build a standout brand
Cost: $49
1:1 Peanut Budget Strategy Sessions
1:1 LOW COST STRATEGY & CLARITY SESSIONS | INVESTMENT: $990
Feel like you’re running through peanut butter when it comes to your marketing, but only have the budget for, well, peanuts?
Milkshake’s 1:1 Peanut Budget Strategy Sessions are designed for business owners who need a burst of clarity and direction in their marketing but aren’t quite ready to dive into a commitment ($$!).
You’ll walk away with a crystal-clear, actionable game plan that gets you pumped and ready to move forward with confidence, sans peanut butter.
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Comprehensive Questionnaire: Save time on the call by filling in a comprehensive questionnaire designed to get you thinking about your marketing and areas you need help in.
60-Minute Strategy Session: Engage in a focused, one-on-one session where we dive into your brand strategy, marketing strategy, website, content, copywriting, or brand alignment.
Detailed Plan and Session Notes: Receive comprehensive notes from your session and a specific, actionable plan tailored to your business needs.
48-Hour Email Support: Got questions? Each Strategy Session gives you access to my brain for another 48 hours via email for any additional questions.
4 Week Check In: We book in a 15 minute check in call a month after your strategy session to make sure you're on track!
The Whip
ONGOING MARKETING SUPPORT SUBSCRIPTION | INVESTMENT: FROM $550/MONTH
The Whip is your monthly marketing meeting, but better.
Each month, we’ll review your marketing activities before sitting down for a WIP meeting (get it?).
These highly focused sessions are geared towards troubleshooting challenges, planning effective solutions, and ensuring flawless execution.
What about the rest of the month? We wouldn’t leave you lonely! Every Whip subscription comes with access to the 'Help Desk', where you can direct your urgent questions and support requests at any time throughout the month.
Find out more about this service here.
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Monthly marketing activities audit (prior to meeting)
1 hour virtual Whip meeting each month
Access to ‘Help Desk’ throughout the month for quick troubleshooting
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Monthly marketing activities audit (prior to meeting)
2 hour virtual Whip meeting each month (or 2x 1 hour sessions fortnightly)
Access to ‘Help Desk’ throughout the month for quick troubleshooting.
(Not) Cookie-Cutter Branding
SEMI-CUSTOM BRAND IDENTITIES | INVESTMENT: FROM $1699
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Milkshake’s (Not) Cookie-Cutter Branding packages are the perfect option for businesses or individuals who want a strong brand without investing their hard-earned dough in a fully custom brand suite.
We design delectable brand identities, with strategy baked in, for all kinds of businesses. Once purchased, we’ll tweak the design to suit you and deliver it fresh, within a week.
Quick, simple and cost-effective. Not a bad way for a cookie to crumble.
Note: Designs are sold a maximum of 5 times to maintain exclusivity.
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Logo suite (Primary Logo, Secondary Logo, Alternate Logo)
Icons
Brand pattern
Customised colour palette
Social media profile image
Font pairings
Basic Brand Style Guide
1 round of revisions
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We can create anything with your sweet new brand! Flick us a message here for more information and pricing.
Social media templates
Email signature
Business cards
Proposals and presentations
Postcards/ Thank you cards
Stickers
Packaging