Legal “Tax Fraud” 101
Get your pans ready, it’s time to lightly fry the books*. Investing in your business before EOFY is like pulling off a heist, except everything's legal and the only thing you're stealing is your accountant's heart. Plus, you get a shiny new brand or killer copy out of it. Win-win!
Look, we'll be honest - we know about as much about tax as we do about quantum physics or why cats always land on their feet. Our expertise lies in making things pretty, not navigating the labyrinthine world of fiscal responsibility.
And we definitely, absolutely, 100% know nothing about those mysterious LLCs in the Canary Islands. Or that suspicious Panama-based "design consultancy” of a similar moniker.
What offshore accounts? We've never been to “offshore”! Where even is that?!
The milkshake approved, Legal Way to Commit "Tax Fraud"
But here's what we do know: investing in your business before EOFY is the closest thing to legal tax fraud you can get. It's like Ocean's Eleven, but instead of robbing casinos, you're just... making smart business decisions.
How to "Rob" the Tax man (With Their Full Knowledge and Approval)
Step 1: Look at your sad, outdated brand or copy
Step 2: No really, look at it.
Step 3: Book a project with Milkshake Creative
Step 4: Write that project off as a legitimate business expense
Step 5: Start browsing private jets for sale and watch your accountant actually smile for once (turns out tax-compliant creativity is their love language)
It's that simple! No need for elaborate shell companies or mysterious briefcases full of cash. (Though we do accept briefcases full of cash, just saying.)
Ready to commit some completely legal, totally above-board "creative accounting"? Book your project with Milkshake Creative before June 30th. Your business will look amazing, and your accountant won't have to "accidentally" lose any documents!
*Disclaimer: This post was written by people who think a tax return is what happens when you bring back your impulse purchases to Kmart. For actual financial advice, please consult someone who wears a suit to work and knows how to use Excel.
**Double Disclaimer: No actual tax fraud was committed in the making of this post, or this business. Our lawyer made us say that. Hi, Paul! 👋